ALL AMERICAN BOBSLED: Have you ever gone sledding and had a blast but realized that your ass hurts like hell afterwards....this was our inspiration to build a sled which was fast and comfortable.  We gutted this old couch, reinforced it and attached 2 snowboards to it.  It flew down the hill, literally.  With only 1 complete sucessful run, followed by 2 disastrous trials, this sled was awesome while it still lived.  It worked much better as a human catapult.

b. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

c. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

d. A few beers short of a six-pack.

e. Dumber than a box of hair.
f. A few peas short of a casserole.

h. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
i. All foam, no beer.
j. The cheese slid off her cracker.

k. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
l. As smart as bait.

m. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

n. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
o. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

p. No grain in the silo.
q. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
r. Receiver is off the hook.

s. Skylight leaks a little.

t. Slinky's kinked.
u. Surfing in Nebraska.

v. Too much yardage between the goal posts.